Sundays...

Sundays symbolize something different for every person, culture, and race...

For me they remind me of peace, quiet, organization, family, and worship. As you go about your day remember to be grateful no matter what, and take time to simply enjoy the day which is a blessing!!!

Wet Wednesday's!!!

Love is the language that surpasses the understanding of the universe!!!

Given the right person and circumstances love can make you feel higher than any euphoric or synthetic drug. It has the power to make you feel better than you ever have and the power to make you feel worse than you ever have all simultaneously...

However, there is one activity that ignites the flame in any being- cat, dog , or meow...teeheehee... This activity is known as SEX!!! Come on let's not be shy... we all like it, I mean love it!!! And let's face the fact that it feels sooo good!!!

So with no further delay let's get into our Wet Wednesday topic...

There are many types, positions, styles and ways to get yours but every now and again even I... the sex doctor herself looks to some sort of instruction to refine my skills.

Today I want to focus on what I like to call "TAKE-YOUR-SWEET-TIME SEX."
When you have the gift of time, basking in super-sensitive sexual acts and soulful lovemaking can be an illuminating  revelation...and not to mention a relationship booster. With sensual sex, it's not all about where you and your mate are going, or how soon you get there, but the process that gets you there. When you slow down and attempt to prolong your orgasm, you give both parties an opportunity to further explore one another and savor you experience together.

How many times have you had a sexual encounter with someone that was suppose to be a one night stand but because they put it on you sooo good, years later- he or she is still hanging in there... Make no mistake about it sex is an action that is so powerful that it alone comes second to none or in other words it's priority falls second to the importance of money!!! My motto is more sex, more happiness. No sex, no happiness!!!

If and when you decide to try "Take your Time Sex" I reccomend the following:
Start out with a sexy massage (use some aromatherapy or edible oils) and be sure everyone is NAKED!!! Then move on to the slow kissing and sensual licking, afterwhich move on to the oral pleasures (and if this is not your thing something has gone terribly wrong, and you need to start over!!!) be sure to make this period of your love making a very pleasurable event but remember to take your time.

If your lover is slow to erupt, take a little longer with the afore mentioned acts ;) after the oral activity has concluded it is up to you how to proceed but I reccomend that you initially try doggie style as it will assist with the overwelming desire to have an orgasm immediately, after this try one of my personal favorites the "Bone Crusher." This is when the receiving party sits on your lap with their legs wrapped around you, allowing open access to everyones hot spots!!! This is sure to cause a smile to cover everyone's face... And remember the bone crusher is very powerful so please be careful.

Once your love making session is done remember to have open dialogue so that your beautiful art can be perfected, remember communication is the key!!! I hope you enjoy your journey and please leave me a message and let me know how it worked for you... good luck!!!

If you are interested in adding any sex toys to your act here's what I reccomend...

Heterosexual couples:
Fantasy Door Swing

Gay couples:
Classix Prostate Stimulator

Lesbian couples:
The Accomodator

And if all else fails or you are currently financially challenged and can't get the reccomended items- just use your Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes-Knees and Toes (in my funny singing voice)...teeheehee...


 

George Zimmerman is charged with 2nd degree murder!!!

The face of justice has surfaced, and George Zimmerman has finally been charged with second-degree murder!!!
From the start of this horrific ordeal, Tracy Martin and Sybrina Fulton wanted George Zimmerman to be arrested for killing their son Trayvon Martin. Ever since the February 26 shooting of the unarmed teen in Sanford, Florida, the volunteer neighborhood watch captain has been in hiding, yet he was still a free man.
Today we all released a sigh of relief as Angela Corey, a Florida state attorney appointed a special prosecutor in this tragic case, announced that Zimmerman was under arrest and would be charged with second-degree murder.

I personally feel some what better that he has been arrested and is going to be held accountable for his reckless actions. I feel that George Zimmerman killed Trayvon Martin in cold blood. He pursued him against the advice of the 911 dispatcher thus creating a platform for the confrontation as he approached the teen. He states that the teen broke his nose and slammed his head against the concrete, and I say damn right, he should have!!! I wish he could have taken that pistol and... Y'all know the rest!!!
Trayvon Martin was fighting for his life and unfortunately he lost that fight to a crazy, deranged
volunteer neighborhood watch captain...WTF... America is suppose to extend "Liberty and Justice for ALL" but Trayvon was not even extended the liberty of being able to safely walk to and from the store at 7 o'clock in the evening. He and his family had to wait 46 days for the state of Florida to determine that his killer was guilty (to any degree). When they searched his remains and found nothing but a bag of skittles and a can of Iced Tea nearby, that's when he should have been arrested, that alone said his murder was not warranted.

Again I say that someone throws flour on Kim Kardashian and they are immediately taken into custody, a man murders an unarmed child and he walks free for 46 days before being arrested... What is the world coming too???

As an African American I have had very little faith in the justice system as I have witnessed countless injustices relating to people of color, not to mention how the system exploits men of color by recycling them in the system and creating few avenues for rehabilitation or restoration.

Although my faith in the system has wavered, it was semi restored at 6:05 pm today!!!
My hope is that the family of this young man can begin the healing process and attempt to live a normal life!!!

Le'Andria Johnson has confirmed her pregnancy!!!

It has been confirmed that Sunday's Best winner Le'Andria Johnson is pregnant!!!

After weeks of mounting speculation, the Grammy awarded artist confirmed the allegations that she is pregnant with her fourth child, and will deliver in September. Her appearance on BET's Celebration of Gospel reignited previous thoughts, and may have even caused her to confess.  

In an exclusive statement to Elev8.com, Le’Andria states:

“In recent weeks, there have been numerous published reports stating that I am pregnant. I would like to take this time to confirm that I am pregnant and due in September. I have been feeling well and maintaining a healthy appetite. I have been busy traveling around the country with my music ministry. One can only imagine that as a mother and mother-to-be, my plate is quite full—taking the kids to school, doing homework, cooking—regular mother duties. I have been blessed to have the love and support of my church, family, friends, label, management, and fans. I have received so many beautiful and thoughtful notes and prayers from people all over the country. I ask that you continue to pray for me and my family. I cannot do this alone. I will continue to pray for God’s guidance and protection over my life. I love you all very much and I will be in touch soon.”

Let me just say... the Church House is upset, and the saints are on fire...teeheehee... People having been letting Ms. Le'Andria have it honey!!! I say Live and Let Live!!! None of us are perfect but God chooses to use each of us daily.

I pray that she has a healthy, and Blessed pregnancy!!!



Weezy Engaged???

Lil Wayne and his stunning girlfriend Dhea have been seen together on many occasions, yet recently she has been sporting some new BLING!!! Some think the star studded couple are engaged, with their increased sightings and the fans starting to believe the same, who knows we may hear wedding bells.

According to sources the couple dined at Barton G restaurant in Miami on valentines day. While there Weezy slipped the waiter a large yellow stone ring to place in the restaurant's signature Sundae, and moments after it was delivered to the rapper's table he shouted "She Said Yes." Everyone in the crowded restaurant believed that he had proposed, and later that evening he tweeted "She Said Yes."

America I said it... I said it... I said it!!! When Toya got married I knew it wouldn't be long. Oh don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about.... When your ex gets into a relationship or God forbid gets married you begin to play the "I can top that" game. Weezy ain't in love he's trying to impress Toya, but it won't impress her that you married again, it would have impressed her if you would have made it work for your family...

If they are engaged I wish them the best... really I do but I do hope Ms. Dhea knows what she's getting into because if he almost drowns in the p*ssy, he'll swim to her butt...teeheehee...

Chad Ochocinco and Evelyn Lozada get their own Reality show!!!

Chad Ochocinco and his bride-to-be Evelyn Lozada are set to star in their own reality t.v. show on VH1. The show will follow the controversial couple as they approach their big day, and will conclude with a special wedding episode as the series finale.

"Ev and Ocho" is set to air this fall and run for 8 episodes. The series has been compared to the hit E series "Khloe and Lamar" and has been referred to as the newer version... I don't know about that because Ev is okay with Ocho cheating with or without her, and Khloe is not having that!!! And if they ever even make it to the wedding... and I'll be suprised and if they do. It won't last, some things need a little tradition and a little less openess!!!

They will each make $300,000.00 bills for the two months of work. Evelyn was prepared to leave reality t.v. in the dust... until she saw the dollar signs... And I don't blame her... get your coins boo, and do you...teeheehee...

When she was offered her own show and an appeasing raise from her previous gig "Basketball Wives" she couldn't resist... So stay tuned and let's see if we can stomach Ev or Ocho baby!!!

Lindsay Lohan Gets into a FIGHT!!! Exclusive!!!

Lindsay Lohan has been formally off probation for less than two weeks and she's already been accused of getting into a bar fight???

According to sources, a report was filed by a female in the West Hollywood Sheriff's office last night. The woman alleges that Lohan didn't like the fact that she was talking with a friend of LiLo's, and got into it with her at a nightclub on Thursday night, yet she didn't file a report until last night. Call me crazy but that sounds like she' been coached for the cash...Hmmm...

Law enforcement states the women's claims will be investigated like they would with any case like this one- to determine it's validity.

Lindsay's rep. Steve Honig, told TMZ, "Lindsay was absolutely not involved in any sort of altercation whatsoever. This is clearly another case of someone looking for money and 15 minutes of fame."

I don't know, and I wasn't there but Ms. Lindsay certainly has some explaining to do... Damn girl you must like tha man all up in your sh*t!!! From today on we shall call Ms. Lindsay Lohan "Thug Passion" because she clearly has all of the white gangsta rapper's and the such beat... teeheehee...

Wet Wenesdays...

Starting Wednesday April 11, 2012 Justice Bahlee presents the very best in Sex tips, Karma Sutra tips, Erotica tips, Sex toys, and so much more...

Diggy Simmons let's J. Cole have it!!!

As many of you have heard Lil Diggy Simmons has been blasting on J Cole for his recently publicized sexual allegations regarding his sister, Vanessa Simmons...

According to young Diggy it all started when J Cole released a track entitled "Grew up Fast." It was released after he reached two million followers on twitter, and on the track Cole name dropped Diggy in the first verse:

"Move along cock-sucker, ain't got nothing to see,
'less you talking blockbuster, you n-ggas is not Russell
You more Diggy, Me, I'm more Biggie
No diss to the young boy, I'm just rapping, get bored quickly"

Although J Cole claimed that his statements were not a diss, Diggy let lose on him with a responding track entitled "What you say to me":

"The other day I was listening to Purple Rain , couldn't believe all the things that I hear em say
Who dat, who dat, you know who it is, hear you lying on my sis, tellin people that you hit
when your album drops I'ma hit you with your bricks, so I'ma bomb first on you since you wanna riff
who gonna call, you ain't got no friends, this fight fixed, you ain't got no wins,
little nigga named Cole think he live like me, jet setter trend setter, yeah you not like me
can't find a girl that you know that do not like me, can't find a girl I know, who know you, you dumb fool
wasn't even poppin in the school you used to go to."

From this nasty little lyrical spat Rev. Run himself took to twitter and responded:

J Cole.. Puts out 2 records Dissing family and Diggy & nobody cared.. Some1 leaks a old Diggy record & ther'es a problem?

Vanessa also responded to the allegations and said:

Our brothers r protective ova us CUZ guys stay LYING, MORE IMPTLY that ish NEVER HAPPENED

I'm not sure who did what but what I do know is that Lil Diggy is pissed, it sounds like Rev. Run supports his boy, J Cole is immature as hell for telling all the business (you can always tell the guys that never get any...teeheehee...), and poor Ms. Vanessa getting her name thrown all around town...

I hope J Cole learns his lesson and stops talking smack about the Simmons because obviously Homie don't play that!!!

Chris Brown buys $175+k car for girlfriend...

Did Breezy recently purchase a new 2012 Porsche Panamera Turbo S for his sweetheart???

This past weekend, Karrueche sent pictures of herself sitting on top of a new 175k+ car with the caption, ‘Me & My New B-tch’. It looks as though she's doing something right, and he can't be that bad... she has no complaints. The superstar dropped a lot of cash for this pricey gift, and right before the release of his new and highly anticipated album ‘Fortune’ (an appropriate title don't you think), scheduled to debut next month.

Meanwhile, if you’ve heard the buzz around town regarding the weird Breezy, Rihanna, Karrueche love triangle that’s been going on, and you probably were in tune with the eyebrow raising tweets from Rihanna and Chris over the weekend:

Chris Brown tweeted

Eventually people grow up and get wiser to the bullsh-t!

And some of Rihanna’s tweets included:

N-ggaz talkin real wreckless #stuntmen
If u don’t want me, someone else will… if I’m not good enough!
Cry me a river….I already cried
I’m makin’ u wait….I need to know if ya worthy
He’s been actin’ uuup….but he won’t be the only one

These three difinately know how to get the public's attention, but I don't get it... I thought Chris was such a bad person and that she wanted him away from her, and now she's talkin smack to the man and about his new Boo. Word to the wise "Grow up Rihanna." I never thought that he did everything she said and this proves it, so all the haters can stop hating on TeamBrezzy!!!teeheehee!!!

Drake embraces Rhianna in new "Take Care" music video!!!

YMCMB's Drake may have made fans wait two additional weeks for his highly anticipated new album "Take Care" but ladies and gentlemen it's worth it!!!

Well the wait is finally over and we get to see him embrace Rhianna once again... The video has a very still background which causes your attention to be glued on the two superstars. In my opinion Drake shows a more sensitive, sensual, and emotional side of himself.

The video depicts Drake sharing his inner feelings with Rhianna as she listens and reacts to his emotions.

Drake also released "HYFR," another new music video featuring YMCMB's own Lil Wayne, Birdman, and DJ Khaled. This video shows Drake at his re-bar mitzvah when the afore mentioned join him during his celebration. The video also shows clips from Drakes childhood, and Trey Songz also appears in the video and downs a bottle of Patron.

Both songs are sure to be hits in my book... anything with YMCMB in it is a winner in my book!!!  

What's Easter really about...

Atlanta's highways and stores were filled with people doing their last minute shopping for Easter Sunday, and I couldn't help but think if all of this is really necessary???

Each year people from all over go out and purchase clothes for Easter Sunday Service. They get dressed and attend a 1, 2, or sometimes 3 hour service (a once a year event for many) and hope like h*ll the service ends quickly. They buy Easter Baskets filled with candy, egg dye, and prepare lavish meals.

But the event that the celebration is surrounded by is hardly publicized, talked about, or even mentioned outside of the church. You would think that the church would witness on the eve before, offering salvation to those that are lost before the dawn of Easter.

Is it possible that there's people in need of salvation outside of the church??? I'm just saying...

I think if the true meaning of the exploited celebration was really talked about it would destroy the misconceptions, and possibly save people a lot of money... did the light bulb just go off???

This year I hope that people will enjoy and celebrate the true reason for the celebration and that is Christ... No ifs, ands, or buts about. So eat up, drink up, and by all means don't waste nothing on that purple silk suit baby...(in my Grandma Feebie voice)

Saving your Relationship!!!

Ask Justice...

Every now and again we all get a little... shall I say less motivated??? But what do you do when you see the potential in your mate yet they fail to live up to it?

I believe in loving completely, and I have learned that loving someone completely means being honest. I suggest that you have a conversation with your mate and tell them how you feel. Let them know that this slump that they're in is only temporary and that you are there to support them.

Also understand that supporting them does not mean allowing them to take advantage of you. Your job is to help motivate them , not do everything for them.

I consider myself to be a pretty highly motivated person, whatever I set my mind to I usually do, but sometimes I do feel less motivated then usual. I don't feel that this makes me a bad person or even a lazy person, but it does present some challanges because I am in a relationship and there is someone depending on me to hold up my side of the relationship.

But what happens when you're with someone who makes you feel like your in the relationship alone. What if they have their own agenda, and makes you feel as if you'd be better off by yourself??? For most of us staying in a relationship that makes you feel unappreciated is better than being alone. As the old saying goes... I can do bad by myself, I don't need nobody to starve to death.

Although you may not be starving physically, emotionally your deprived... I am a firm believer that love is two way street, and it takes two to make it successful. Two people honestly trying to make it work, attempting to iron things out together, and ultimately sacrificing for the sake of your love.

If you're in a relationaship and things aren't exactly as they seem because of motivation issues, sexual or infidelity issues you have decide if the relationship is worth fighting for or if it's time to walk away.

I can't choose for you, in fact only you can decide. And remember if you chose to walk away there will be some sad days, and lonely nights. There's a chance your mate will move on, (if they do save yourself some embarrassment and stop calling) possibly with someone else.

But if your love is worth saving here are some tips to keep it HOTT...

1. A healthy relationship needs communication- you have to say what you feel!!!
2. Trust is also very, very, very important, once it's gone there's no coming back.
3. Reinforcement- gestures, words, compliments, flowers, date night, massages, etc.
4. Patience- a relationship consists of two inividuals coming together to live in harmony... And it takes time for two people to find that perfect rhythm.
5. When the two of you are really ready to make it work there will be no secrets, and everything will be out in the open... voicemail, email, social networking, etc. And if this is a problem you need more than the a Love doctor...
6. And last but not least- be sure that everyone is happy in the bedroom, because if everything else is done and there is no sexual chemistry... things are dying slowly... trust me!!!

If you have questions or something you want Justice to talk about email us at justicebahleetalks@gmail.com

Vanpool driver from hell!!!

Today I rode the vanpool to work and the ride there was great!!! But the ride back was crazy, the guy driving managed to get stuck in every lane that was stalled...WTF...

I did enjoy not driving, being able to sleep, read, and drink my coffee. Overall I guess it was okay, I just wish that asshole knew how to drive...teeheehee...

Simon Cowell's home invade!!!

The 52 year old X Factor host's rep told The Sun his client heard a loud bang coming from upstairs and realized it came from the bathroom, when he went in and he saw woman holding a brick...was she a former contestant that he booted off the show???

Cowell's rep added that the woman identified as 29 year old Leanne Zaloumis was subdued by the star's on-site security team, and later charged with aggravated burglary and trespassing.

He conclueded "Simon told me it was like something in a horror movie."

Luckily he was not harmed and can get back to his job of making people cry...teeheehee... 

Happy Birthday to you...

Happy Birthday Baby!!! (In my Grandma Feebie voice)

Wine glasses full and held high because a celebration is in order for the funny man himself. From a standup comedian to big screen Hollywood star, that's right he's dramatic Dr. Dolittle, a former Beverly Hills Cop, Mr. Marcus in Bomerang, and two of my all time favorites are Harlem Nights and Coming to America...drumroll please...

He expectedly celebrated his special day with family and friends. He is truely an iconic figure in the world of comedy and film. He has certainly proven himself to be an accomplished individual, an his contribution as a talanted African American man speaks volumes to what our people can truely do if we are dedicated...

Happy 51st Birthday Eddie Murphy. 

Trayvon Martin's girlfriend speaks out!!!

Trayvon Martin's girlfriend who was on the phone with him moments before he was shot and killed, has been interviewed by two district attorney prosecutors appointed to the case.

According to sources at RadarOnline, Trayvon’s girlfriend was interviewed at an undisclosed location for more than two and a half hours.

The source claims:

"Trayvon's girlfriend was interviewed by the two district attorneys that Special Prosecutor Angela Corey appointed to the case.

She was interviewed last week and her mother was present throughout. She was very forthcoming and had pertinent information to the investigation because she was the last person that talked to Trayvon before George Zimmerman shot and killed him. 

It was extremely emotional for her and her mother wanted to make sure it wasn't too much for her. She would be a very compelling witness for the state of Florida if criminal charges are filed against George Zimmmerman."

It was revealed last week that the Florida State Attorney's Office issued a subpoena for Trayvon's girlfriend to appear in front of the grand jury on April 10.

My hope is that justice will be served and George Zimmerman will be punished for his careless actions, and for killing Trayvon Martin in cold blood. Until he is prosecuted there will be no justice, no peace!!!

Mary J. Blige singing about chicken wraps???

The commercial featuring the soulful songstress aired online yesterday. Blige's participation is part of BK's rebranding efforts. Celebrity centered commercials featuring Jay Leno, Salma Hayek, David Beckham and Blige all appeared online yesterday. The commercials of the afore mentioned remain on BK's official YouTube channel yet Blige's has been removed.

The unexpected backlash came from people all over who took to twitter and facebook to express their disappointment with the singers choice to be apart of the ridiculous shenannigan. She is seen in the commercial standing on top of a table singing "Crispy chicken, fresh lettuce, three cheeses, ranch dressing wrapped up in a tasty...flour...tortilla."

I must admit that when I saw it I had to clutch my pearls. I couldn't believe she took part in such a poor attempt to get black people to buy Mo Chicken...teeheehee... And to think I thought Ms. Mary was classsy, NOT!!! I hope that she was trying to take a diversified approach instead of being like many other stars and searching for a much needed paycheck regardless of the consequences!!!

The reported payday for this project was $2 million. If this is true where do I sign up??? Because for $2 million honey I will eat one of those chicken wraps wearing a holter, and a red sequence thong while lying on that table...WHO???...ME...teeheehee...

When our sources reached out to Burger King we were told that "The Mary J. Blige advertisement has been pulled due to a licensing issue. BURGER KING® expects to have the Blige ads back on air soon."

Personally I believe Ms. Mary was embarrassed as hell and told BK to take that shit down!!! She may have made a mistake but she aint no fool, she knew that it was a HOTT MESS and needed to be removed!!! I guess you really can have it your way at Burger King...lol...

Eazy E's grave Littered!!!

Attention all blunt smokers and beers drinkers stay the F*#k off of Eazy E's grave!!!

Accoring to Eazy E's son, "Lil Eazy E" people have been flocking to his father's grave and apprently leaving their party residue behind. Following the 17th anniversary of Eazy's death his son is speaking out and stating that the legendary rapper's grave has been disrespected.

Eazy E's grave has become a popular destination for thrill-seeking boozers and potheads -- this according to the late rapper's son. Eric Wright Jr. tells TMZ, he visited his dad's place of rest on the anniversary of his death -- March 26th -- and when he arrived, the gravestone was covered in empty beer bottles and marijuana cigarette butts. Wright says he spent several minutes cleaning it off -- then sat for a few hours reminiscing about his father and the time they spent together. Wright tells us, he visits his dad's grave every year to "release my pain and hurt ... [and] every year I take a different message that he has said and use it as an inspiration." (TMZ)

For Eazy's anniversary, his daughter released a slew of tribute photos.

Eazy-E's daughter, Erin Bria Wright, is paying tribute to the late rapper with a new photo shoot. The N.W.A. rapper's daughter has recreated two of his solo album covers, "Str8 Off Tha Streetz of Muthaphukkin Compton," and "It's On (Dr. Dre) 187um Killa." "It's been 17 long years since my father passed away and I miss him dearly," she said in a statement. "This year I decided to pay homage to him by recreating two of his most famous album covers, I feel so proud to be apart of his history. Hopefully one day he will finally get the recognition he truly deserves for his impact and accomplishments that paved the way for so many artists and urban music moguls of today. I love you Dad, R.I.P." (The Juice)

Eazy died in March of 1995 of complications from AIDS. He was the founder of the controversial rap group N*ggaz Wit Attitudes (NWA), and the pioneer of gangsta rap itself.

Eazy's grave may currently be a dumping ground for weedheads and 211 drinkers but his music lives on through the influence of rappers such as Snoop Dogg and DR DRE...  

R.I.P. Eazy, aint nothing but a gangsta party!!!teeheehee!!!