Sundays...

Sundays symbolize something different for every person, culture, and race...

For me they remind me of peace, quiet, organization, family, and worship. As you go about your day remember to be grateful no matter what, and take time to simply enjoy the day which is a blessing!!!

Wet Wednesday's!!!

Love is the language that surpasses the understanding of the universe!!!

Given the right person and circumstances love can make you feel higher than any euphoric or synthetic drug. It has the power to make you feel better than you ever have and the power to make you feel worse than you ever have all simultaneously...

However, there is one activity that ignites the flame in any being- cat, dog , or meow...teeheehee... This activity is known as SEX!!! Come on let's not be shy... we all like it, I mean love it!!! And let's face the fact that it feels sooo good!!!

So with no further delay let's get into our Wet Wednesday topic...

There are many types, positions, styles and ways to get yours but every now and again even I... the sex doctor herself looks to some sort of instruction to refine my skills.

Today I want to focus on what I like to call "TAKE-YOUR-SWEET-TIME SEX."
When you have the gift of time, basking in super-sensitive sexual acts and soulful lovemaking can be an illuminating  revelation...and not to mention a relationship booster. With sensual sex, it's not all about where you and your mate are going, or how soon you get there, but the process that gets you there. When you slow down and attempt to prolong your orgasm, you give both parties an opportunity to further explore one another and savor you experience together.

How many times have you had a sexual encounter with someone that was suppose to be a one night stand but because they put it on you sooo good, years later- he or she is still hanging in there... Make no mistake about it sex is an action that is so powerful that it alone comes second to none or in other words it's priority falls second to the importance of money!!! My motto is more sex, more happiness. No sex, no happiness!!!

If and when you decide to try "Take your Time Sex" I reccomend the following:
Start out with a sexy massage (use some aromatherapy or edible oils) and be sure everyone is NAKED!!! Then move on to the slow kissing and sensual licking, afterwhich move on to the oral pleasures (and if this is not your thing something has gone terribly wrong, and you need to start over!!!) be sure to make this period of your love making a very pleasurable event but remember to take your time.

If your lover is slow to erupt, take a little longer with the afore mentioned acts ;) after the oral activity has concluded it is up to you how to proceed but I reccomend that you initially try doggie style as it will assist with the overwelming desire to have an orgasm immediately, after this try one of my personal favorites the "Bone Crusher." This is when the receiving party sits on your lap with their legs wrapped around you, allowing open access to everyones hot spots!!! This is sure to cause a smile to cover everyone's face... And remember the bone crusher is very powerful so please be careful.

Once your love making session is done remember to have open dialogue so that your beautiful art can be perfected, remember communication is the key!!! I hope you enjoy your journey and please leave me a message and let me know how it worked for you... good luck!!!

If you are interested in adding any sex toys to your act here's what I reccomend...

Heterosexual couples:
Fantasy Door Swing

Gay couples:
Classix Prostate Stimulator

Lesbian couples:
The Accomodator

And if all else fails or you are currently financially challenged and can't get the reccomended items- just use your Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes-Knees and Toes (in my funny singing voice)...teeheehee...


 

George Zimmerman is charged with 2nd degree murder!!!

The face of justice has surfaced, and George Zimmerman has finally been charged with second-degree murder!!!
From the start of this horrific ordeal, Tracy Martin and Sybrina Fulton wanted George Zimmerman to be arrested for killing their son Trayvon Martin. Ever since the February 26 shooting of the unarmed teen in Sanford, Florida, the volunteer neighborhood watch captain has been in hiding, yet he was still a free man.
Today we all released a sigh of relief as Angela Corey, a Florida state attorney appointed a special prosecutor in this tragic case, announced that Zimmerman was under arrest and would be charged with second-degree murder.

I personally feel some what better that he has been arrested and is going to be held accountable for his reckless actions. I feel that George Zimmerman killed Trayvon Martin in cold blood. He pursued him against the advice of the 911 dispatcher thus creating a platform for the confrontation as he approached the teen. He states that the teen broke his nose and slammed his head against the concrete, and I say damn right, he should have!!! I wish he could have taken that pistol and... Y'all know the rest!!!
Trayvon Martin was fighting for his life and unfortunately he lost that fight to a crazy, deranged
volunteer neighborhood watch captain...WTF... America is suppose to extend "Liberty and Justice for ALL" but Trayvon was not even extended the liberty of being able to safely walk to and from the store at 7 o'clock in the evening. He and his family had to wait 46 days for the state of Florida to determine that his killer was guilty (to any degree). When they searched his remains and found nothing but a bag of skittles and a can of Iced Tea nearby, that's when he should have been arrested, that alone said his murder was not warranted.

Again I say that someone throws flour on Kim Kardashian and they are immediately taken into custody, a man murders an unarmed child and he walks free for 46 days before being arrested... What is the world coming too???

As an African American I have had very little faith in the justice system as I have witnessed countless injustices relating to people of color, not to mention how the system exploits men of color by recycling them in the system and creating few avenues for rehabilitation or restoration.

Although my faith in the system has wavered, it was semi restored at 6:05 pm today!!!
My hope is that the family of this young man can begin the healing process and attempt to live a normal life!!!

Le'Andria Johnson has confirmed her pregnancy!!!

It has been confirmed that Sunday's Best winner Le'Andria Johnson is pregnant!!!

After weeks of mounting speculation, the Grammy awarded artist confirmed the allegations that she is pregnant with her fourth child, and will deliver in September. Her appearance on BET's Celebration of Gospel reignited previous thoughts, and may have even caused her to confess.  

In an exclusive statement to Elev8.com, Le’Andria states:

“In recent weeks, there have been numerous published reports stating that I am pregnant. I would like to take this time to confirm that I am pregnant and due in September. I have been feeling well and maintaining a healthy appetite. I have been busy traveling around the country with my music ministry. One can only imagine that as a mother and mother-to-be, my plate is quite full—taking the kids to school, doing homework, cooking—regular mother duties. I have been blessed to have the love and support of my church, family, friends, label, management, and fans. I have received so many beautiful and thoughtful notes and prayers from people all over the country. I ask that you continue to pray for me and my family. I cannot do this alone. I will continue to pray for God’s guidance and protection over my life. I love you all very much and I will be in touch soon.”

Let me just say... the Church House is upset, and the saints are on fire...teeheehee... People having been letting Ms. Le'Andria have it honey!!! I say Live and Let Live!!! None of us are perfect but God chooses to use each of us daily.

I pray that she has a healthy, and Blessed pregnancy!!!



Weezy Engaged???

Lil Wayne and his stunning girlfriend Dhea have been seen together on many occasions, yet recently she has been sporting some new BLING!!! Some think the star studded couple are engaged, with their increased sightings and the fans starting to believe the same, who knows we may hear wedding bells.

According to sources the couple dined at Barton G restaurant in Miami on valentines day. While there Weezy slipped the waiter a large yellow stone ring to place in the restaurant's signature Sundae, and moments after it was delivered to the rapper's table he shouted "She Said Yes." Everyone in the crowded restaurant believed that he had proposed, and later that evening he tweeted "She Said Yes."

America I said it... I said it... I said it!!! When Toya got married I knew it wouldn't be long. Oh don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about.... When your ex gets into a relationship or God forbid gets married you begin to play the "I can top that" game. Weezy ain't in love he's trying to impress Toya, but it won't impress her that you married again, it would have impressed her if you would have made it work for your family...

If they are engaged I wish them the best... really I do but I do hope Ms. Dhea knows what she's getting into because if he almost drowns in the p*ssy, he'll swim to her butt...teeheehee...

Chad Ochocinco and Evelyn Lozada get their own Reality show!!!

Chad Ochocinco and his bride-to-be Evelyn Lozada are set to star in their own reality t.v. show on VH1. The show will follow the controversial couple as they approach their big day, and will conclude with a special wedding episode as the series finale.

"Ev and Ocho" is set to air this fall and run for 8 episodes. The series has been compared to the hit E series "Khloe and Lamar" and has been referred to as the newer version... I don't know about that because Ev is okay with Ocho cheating with or without her, and Khloe is not having that!!! And if they ever even make it to the wedding... and I'll be suprised and if they do. It won't last, some things need a little tradition and a little less openess!!!

They will each make $300,000.00 bills for the two months of work. Evelyn was prepared to leave reality t.v. in the dust... until she saw the dollar signs... And I don't blame her... get your coins boo, and do you...teeheehee...

When she was offered her own show and an appeasing raise from her previous gig "Basketball Wives" she couldn't resist... So stay tuned and let's see if we can stomach Ev or Ocho baby!!!

Lindsay Lohan Gets into a FIGHT!!! Exclusive!!!

Lindsay Lohan has been formally off probation for less than two weeks and she's already been accused of getting into a bar fight???

According to sources, a report was filed by a female in the West Hollywood Sheriff's office last night. The woman alleges that Lohan didn't like the fact that she was talking with a friend of LiLo's, and got into it with her at a nightclub on Thursday night, yet she didn't file a report until last night. Call me crazy but that sounds like she' been coached for the cash...Hmmm...

Law enforcement states the women's claims will be investigated like they would with any case like this one- to determine it's validity.

Lindsay's rep. Steve Honig, told TMZ, "Lindsay was absolutely not involved in any sort of altercation whatsoever. This is clearly another case of someone looking for money and 15 minutes of fame."

I don't know, and I wasn't there but Ms. Lindsay certainly has some explaining to do... Damn girl you must like tha man all up in your sh*t!!! From today on we shall call Ms. Lindsay Lohan "Thug Passion" because she clearly has all of the white gangsta rapper's and the such beat... teeheehee...